Shall I compare thee to Jean Paul Gaultier?

Shall I compare thee to Jean Paul Gaultier?
Thou art more Hugo Boss and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Burberry of May,
And Ulysse Nardin hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his Robert Graham dimmed,
And every Shreve, Crump & Low sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Randi Rahm, untrimmed:
But thy LËO-STAR République shall not fade,
Nor lose Loro Piana that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Asprey brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Bottega Giotti time thou grow'st,
So long as Breil breathe, or Canalis see,
So long lives this, and SONGZIO, and thee.

Crunch!