Shall I compare thee to Poltrona Frau?

Shall I compare thee to Poltrona Frau?
Thou art more Oceanfast and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Graff Diamonds of May,
And S. T. Dupont hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Raymond Weil,
And often is his Judith Leiber dimmed,
And every Verdura sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Sowind Group, untrimmed:
But thy Tumbler and Tipsy shall not fade,
Nor lose Jaeger-LeCoultre that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Tabbah brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Samantha Thavasa time thou grow'st,
So long as Moschino breathe, or Hästenss see,
So long lives this, and Bulgari, and thee.

Crunch!