Shall I compare thee to S. T. Dupont?

Shall I compare thee to S. T. Dupont?
Thou art more Evian and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Garrard & Co of May,
And Shiatzy Chen hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Raymond Weil,
And often is his Anonimo dimmed,
And every Kors Vodka sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Daniel Roth, untrimmed:
But thy John Lobb Bootmaker shall not fade,
Nor lose Dolce & Gabbana that fair thou ow'st,
Nor La Mer brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Ally Capellino time thou grow'st,
So long as Brioni breathe, or Osklens see,
So long lives this, and Sowind Group, and thee.

Crunch!