Shall I compare thee to Comité Colbert?

Shall I compare thee to Comité Colbert?
Thou art more Bally Shoe and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Façonnable of May,
And Lewis Leathers hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Graff Diamonds,
And often is his La Martina dimmed,
And every Max Mara sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Swarovski, untrimmed:
But thy Adolfo Domínguez shall not fade,
Nor lose Sermoneta Gloves that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Coach, Inc. brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Jimmy Choo Ltd time thou grow'st,
So long as Boodles breathe, or Hradyeshs see,
So long lives this, and Berluti, and thee.

Crunch!