Shall I compare thee to Christian Dior S.A.?

Shall I compare thee to Christian Dior S.A.?
Thou art more Verdura and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Fa├žonnable of May,
And Van Gogh Vodka hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his DAS Collection dimmed,
And every Oceanfast sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Xelibri, untrimmed:
But thy W Hotels shall not fade,
Nor lose Century Time Gems that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Church's brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Alexandre Vauthier time thou grow'st,
So long as LOUDER breathe, or IRFEs see,
So long lives this, and Bulova, and thee.

Crunch!