Shall I compare thee to Louis Vuitton?

Shall I compare thee to Louis Vuitton?
Thou art more Loews Hotels and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Le Galion of May,
And Thresher & Glenny hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his Cecil Purnell dimmed,
And every Linnanen sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Filofax, untrimmed:
But thy Zodiac Watches shall not fade,
Nor lose Andre Garcia that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Church's brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Ermanno Scervino time thou grow'st,
So long as Devambez breathe, or Breils see,
So long lives this, and Armani, and thee.

Crunch!