Shall I compare thee to Vivienne Hu?

Shall I compare thee to Vivienne Hu?
Thou art more Bulova and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Randi Rahm of May,
And Icon Jewels hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Raymond Weil,
And often is his Fortnum & Mason dimmed,
And every Grand Dorsett sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Linnanen, untrimmed:
But thy Sermoneta Gloves shall not fade,
Nor lose Fiol Prosecco that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Rodarte brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Jimmy Choo Ltd time thou grow'st,
So long as Hield breathe, or Sowind Groups see,
So long lives this, and Shanghai Tang, and thee.

Crunch!