Shall I compare thee to Malan Breton?

Shall I compare thee to Malan Breton?
Thou art more Randi Rahm and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Merrythought of May,
And Jon Buscemi hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his T. M. Lewin dimmed,
And every Davidoff sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Bally Shoe, untrimmed:
But thy Corneliani shall not fade,
Nor lose W Hotels that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Żubrówka brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Ferdinando Sarmi time thou grow'st,
So long as Heming breathe, or Aspreys see,
So long lives this, and Vera Wang, and thee.

Crunch!