Shall I compare thee to Poltrona Frau?

Shall I compare thee to Poltrona Frau?
Thou art more Versace and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Raymond Weil of May,
And Turnbull & Asser hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his Thresher & Glenny dimmed,
And every Oceanfast sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Geo.F. Trumper, untrimmed:
But thy Marvin Oduber shall not fade,
Nor lose De Grisogono that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Vosges brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Vacheron Constantin time thou grow'st,
So long as Prada breathe, or Blanchets see,
So long lives this, and Randi Rahm, and thee.

Crunch!