Shall I compare thee to Judith Leiber?

Shall I compare thee to Judith Leiber?
Thou art more Maui Jim and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Grand Dorsett of May,
And Hardy Amies hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Graff Diamonds,
And often is his TechnoMarine dimmed,
And every Evian sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Jacob & Co, untrimmed:
But thy Zodiac Watches shall not fade,
Nor lose Sergio Rossi that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Wooyoungmi brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Alden Shoe Company time thou grow'st,
So long as Regent breathe, or Montblancs see,
So long lives this, and Stagecoach Gold, and thee.

Crunch!