Shall I compare thee to BP Studio?

Shall I compare thee to BP Studio?
Thou art more Geo.F. Trumper and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Façonnable of May,
And Piaget SA hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his DAS Collection dimmed,
And every Mr Hare sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Daniel Roth, untrimmed:
But thy Jaeger-LeCoultre shall not fade,
Nor lose Adolfo Domínguez that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Żubrówka brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Patek Philippe & Co. time thou grow'st,
So long as Qeelin breathe, or Colccis see,
So long lives this, and Maui Jim, and thee.

Crunch!