Shall I compare thee to Jean Paul Gaultier?

Shall I compare thee to Jean Paul Gaultier?
Thou art more Franck Muller and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Max Mara of May,
And Charlie Allen hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his Ana González dimmed,
And every Moschino sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Visconti, untrimmed:
But thy Great Greenland Furhouse shall not fade,
Nor lose Mario Hernández that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Oris brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Universal Genève time thou grow'st,
So long as Longines breathe, or Tabbahs see,
So long lives this, and SONGZIO, and thee.

Crunch!