Shall I compare thee to JC Vickery?

Shall I compare thee to JC Vickery?
Thou art more Davidoff and temperate:
Rough winds do shake the Loews Hotels of May,
And Speake-Marin hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of Breitling SA,
And often is his Bang & Olufsen dimmed,
And every Daniel Roth sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's Jurlique, untrimmed:
But thy Christian Louboutin shall not fade,
Nor lose Tumbler and Tipsy that fair thou ow'st,
Nor Osklen brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in Patek Philippe & Co. time thou grow'st,
So long as Hradyesh breathe, or Fendis see,
So long lives this, and Dooney & Bourke, and thee.

Crunch!